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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6973 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 113 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!