New Minecraft Servers 2025

women’s sickness Minecraft Servers

women’s sickness Minecraft Servers

  • ChickensInSpace: A Minecraft Server for Questioning Life’s Mysteries like ‘why are women so unhealthy?’

    ChickensInSpace: A Minecraft Server for Questioning Life’s Mysteries like ‘why are women so unhealthy?’
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1521
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as women’s health? Look no further, because our server is just like dating – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a rollercoaster of a time as we navigate through the mysterious world of women’s immune systems!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll think you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of canceled dates and naps at all hours of the day. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with the drama! And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why women are always getting sick.

    So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only thing you can count on is the unpredictability of women’s health. Who needs stability when you can have chaos, right? See you there, if you can stay awake!

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  • Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

    Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7431
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

    Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

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  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2508
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Towns Built: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 73 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 9487
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mines Excavated: 4935
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

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  • Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

    Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9965
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 488 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

    So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

    And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

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  • GreekPixelmon Survival

    GreekPixelmon Survival
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9892
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 6887
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

    GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

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  • Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6148
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crops Grown: 3704
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

    What awaits you on our server?

    PvP Arenas

    Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

    Economy

    Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

    Jail

    Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

    Features of our server:

    Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

    Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

    Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

    Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

    Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

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  • Date Night Minecraft Server

    Date Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9346
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2995 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418 Dimension Hops: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

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  • Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8068
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

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  • FrescaGate Daycare

    FrescaGate Daycare
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9041
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 103 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

    Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

    With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5841
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7281
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

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