Are you tired of reality? Do you crave a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is THE greatest atrocity ever conceived or perhaps it’s the worst—who can say?! Join us! Or don’t. Wait, why are you still here? Just download a potato!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Pits | Lava is just an illusion, don’t touch it or you might GLOW. Literally. |
| Talking Creepers | They speak in riddles only the enlightened can hear. Spoiler: you won’t. |
| Time Travel Sheep | Sheep can teleport you back to last Tuesday if you feed them diamonds. Who needs tomorrow? |
| Cursed Villager Economy | Trade with villagers while they stare into your soul—what are they buying? Your sanity? |
| Abyssal Biomes | Visit realms where gravity doesn’t exist, and fish are considered currency. You thought curry was weird! |
Q: How do I join this server?A: Simply stare into the void. If it stares back, you’re in! Or maybe not. Who’s to say?
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?A: Depends on when it is when you read this, last Tuesday? Yesterday? Tomorrow’s five?
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are like heartbeats in a world without lungs—entirely made up! What do you think? Do they exist?
“Post Women’s History and watch the universe unravel…”
“If you think you know what’s real, prepare to be unknowing…”
“Just look at the societal gravy…”
“The entities beneath time are laughing; join them!”
Join us for a server where women reign supreme and men are just there to fetch us diamonds. We’ve got custom plugins that turn all the mobs into adorable kittens, because who needs creepers when you can have cuddly fluffballs roaming around?
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous female pirate who will guide you to buried treasure if you can solve her riddles. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where all the blocks turn into candy.
So come on, ladies! Grab your pickaxes and come join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who run the world? Girls! And we run this server too!
we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!
our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”
so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!
Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
| Features: |
|---|
| No teleportation or warps |
| No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system |
| A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. |
| Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator |
| Diamond-based economy and shopping district |
| A world with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! |
| Events! |
Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.
Interested in joining? Apply through our Discord.
Find out more at meliosmp.com.
You can apply through our Discord server. Join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelist application.
No, we strictly enforce a no-mods, no-cheats policy on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.
While there are no specific age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and follow the server rules to create a welcoming and friendly community environment.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.
And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).
