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Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5293
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2218	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6708	Villages Defended:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

AnnihilateCraft

AnnihilateCraft, Annihilation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iranian Army Commander, Israel, Israel-Iran tensions, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, SECURITY, threat assessment, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity like for realz. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. like, we got this one dude who built a giant potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. no joke. and another player who turned their entire base into a roller coaster. like, what even?

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic community ever. we have regular events like spleef tournaments and hide and seek games. plus, our admins are super chill and always down for a good laugh. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant game of tag. it was wild.

so yeah, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, then you gotta check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town.

BotCraft: Homogenize & Observe

Accelerating, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, data, Digital, experiences, Homogenize, homogenizing, influence, internet, Manipulation, observations, Observe, ONLINE, Perspectives, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7330	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got pigs flying, literally. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and it sprouted wings and soared through the sky like a majestic bacon angel. true story, bro.

our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players build an entire city out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena. it’s like watching a bunch of deranged chickens fighting over the last piece of corn.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing? yeah, they throw the wildest parties every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a jukebox.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyLonelySurvival

alertness, belonging, coping mechanisms, CraftyLonelySurvival, ETL, evolutionary psychology, Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness, Frequency, Loneliness, mental health, Nightmares, overthinking, Psychological, psychological effects, research, Sleep, social connection, stress, study, Survival, well-being

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!

Rush delicacy [1.16.5-1.20.6] – Survival | PvP Minecraft Server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, banana coins, Currency, dynamic map, emotions, Event Village, Features, Jobs, minecraft server, Mob Arena, PvP, PvP arenas, Rush Delicacy, Survival, trader.., TRADES, Unique Features, Warplist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Rush Delicatess is a Minecraft server without privates and with unique features (features are listed /features). There are jobs on this server (/jobs). There is also a dynamic map (http://185.221.153.143:8123/). There are also emotions (/emotes). There is also a currency in banana coins (abbreviated bk) on this server. There are also trades (buyer and store), open this /trader. There are also different places (/warplist) – this is an event village, a mob arena and 3 pvp arenas.

185.221.153.143

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam free and Endermen run away in fear! Join now for some fiery fun! 18+ only!

Adults, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, endermen, Farms, fear, fiery, free, Fun, Join, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Server Description:

Draconicraft is community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The world is continuously expanding with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on large projects and explore new features while interacting with a global community.

Plugins and Datapacks:

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Additional Features:

Simple VC for in-game voice chat
DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier navigation

Join our Discord server:

https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 18+ for our server.

2. How do I apply for whitelisting on the server?

You can join our Discord server and fill out the application form provided to get started.

3. Is English the primary language on the server?

Yes, we encourage English as the primary language for public chat, but you are free to use any language in voice chat as long as everyone can understand.