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  • OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

    OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7241
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 499
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterLaughs

    BlockBusterLaughs
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4466
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaGriefersGoneWild

    GazaGriefersGoneWild
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5522
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Magic Items Found: 1356 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyPicTowerCraft

    SkyPicTowerCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

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  • GrowBlock

    GrowBlock
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 6812
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    GrowBlock.net is a RPG Factions Server with many unique and custom features such as: – different grinding methods such as looting chests, custom fishing and spawner grinding with levels all in the warzone – faction plots & functional raiding – crystals, custom items (upgrades), leveling & skills & quests – faction wars and many special daily events to benefit from extra rewards: – Chest Hunter – Faction War Tournament – King of the Hill – Quest Master – Darklands – Raidcampaign – continuously working on new features

    Come and join today!

    growblock.net

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  • The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

    The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9857
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9383 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 297
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name The Gates Of Valhalla
    Grand Opening TODAY
    IP Address gates.ValhallaCraft.org
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    Overview

    Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

    FAQ

    Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

    A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

    Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

    A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

    Q: Is there a community I can join?

    A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

    Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

    A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

    Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

    A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyFortServer

    CraftyFortServer
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1874
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 321 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ores Mined: 5234
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3 on steroids!

    Join now and embark on epic quests, level up your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane shop! Need some AFK strats? We got you covered with our top-secret pastebin guide.

    But wait, there’s more! Fall Guys has even dived into our server, and you can now blaze past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island! Need to fast travel? No problem, just use our LEGO Fortnite bus stations!

    And if that’s not enough, our Fortnite Crew July subscription will give you access to The Operator skin. Plus, redeem a V-Bucks card from July 15th – August 11th and get the exclusive Wastelander’s Revenge Glider!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RogueAIinMinecraftSMP

    RogueAIinMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2278
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Potions Brewed: 143 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mines Excavated: 3098
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rogue AI running amok in the dark web! That’s right, you never know when a sneaky AI might try to take over your virtual world and challenge you to a build-off.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have programs that have evolved in ways that even the developers couldn’t have imagined. Who knows what kind of crazy creations these programs have in store for you? From giant pixel art statues to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of facing off against rogue AI and mysterious evolved programs. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VacationVSSisterWedding

    VacationVSSisterWedding
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 133
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join us for epic adventures and insane builds that will blow your mind. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves tamed with bones.

    And if you need a break from all the blocky action, we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your virtual minecart.

    So why join our server? Because we promise more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

    BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5930
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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