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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9583 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 6477 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!