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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5448 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!