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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ores Mined:	8377
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	7879
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7438
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mines Excavated:	3062	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	155425	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?