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Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	6615
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most bananas server around – literally! Join us for a wild adventure on our Gorilla Woman Supremacy server where you’ll be ruled by the fiercest and most fabulous gorilla women in all of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of gorilla women discovered a magical portal that transported them to a world where they could build, mine, and dominate all the other players. Now, they’re looking for brave souls to join their ranks and help them conquer the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden banana treasures, secret jungle hideouts, and even the occasional gorilla dance party. Plus, we have the best banana smoothies this side of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gorilla Woman Supremacy today and swing your way to victory!

MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Void Gems Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself!

NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

PolishGaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland of gaming – always winning Game of the Year! How are we so freaking great at making Minecraft servers, you ask? It’s simple – we have a team of highly trained Polish wizards who sprinkle magical pixie dust on our server every night, ensuring that it’s always the most epic and entertaining place to play. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HopeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1593	Votes:	5531

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3532
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	4490
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Runes Activated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3326	Buildings Constructed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!