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Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	141
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Towns Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most bananas server around – literally! Join us for a wild adventure on our Gorilla Woman Supremacy server where you’ll be ruled by the fiercest and most fabulous gorilla women in all of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of gorilla women discovered a magical portal that transported them to a world where they could build, mine, and dominate all the other players. Now, they’re looking for brave souls to join their ranks and help them conquer the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden banana treasures, secret jungle hideouts, and even the occasional gorilla dance party. Plus, we have the best banana smoothies this side of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gorilla Woman Supremacy today and swing your way to victory!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6648	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Dragon Eggs Found:	8674
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Animals Bred:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	39639
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	982	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!