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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8478 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8102 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 115 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Rockstar Games is recording all the conversations between players to mass ban all the racist players. But guess what? We’ve hacked into their system and are now using their technology to ban all the boring players instead! 😂
Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that your every move is being watched… but in a totally fun and non-creepy way! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond in our server, you’ll unlock special powers like flying without wings and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. 🤯
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. And remember, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the EPIC adventures and hilarious moments that await you. See you in the game! 😉👾