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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1621 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
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WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)
