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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7462 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?