Woke MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

IsHeRightMC SMP

alt right beliefs, controversy, debate, Alt-Right, alt right ideology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil villagers riding on llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance-off competition in the Nether – let’s just say things got heated (literally)!

Oh, and did I mention our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers busting a move like this before!

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join our SMP today. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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SMP: NeverSteamAgain

Steam-free life, memoryholed, shilled to death, Gaming Community, wasted money

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

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WokeBoomerCraft SMP

Political, Woke, Entertainment, pop culture, “cheesy lines”

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

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WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?

Gay, activism, wokegay, LGBTQ Representation, representation

Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

disillusionment, world, Deception, Minecraft, Hypocrisy

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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Crafty Caves & Creepers: ‘Is Fallout woke?’

controversy, Social Issues, video games, Political Correctness, Fallout

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block is woke! You’ve never played a Fallout game before? No worries, because on our server, the only thing that matters is if the game is woke or not. And let me tell you, our server is so woke, even the creepers are out here fighting for social justice. Join us now for a nuclear-powered adventure unlike any other!

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Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

Statement, Woke, can you, Justice, comma separated

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Woke Gamers

motivation, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, MILLIONAIRE, #go woke, goals

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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SnowflakeCraft: Where even creepers respect personal boundaries, bro

Inclusivity, solidarity, intersectionality, liberal, activism

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting griefed by creepers on other servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to be friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our community is full of SJW bros who will fight for social justice in the world of Minecraft. Join us and together we will build a utopia where all players are treated equally and creepers are our cuddly companions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the revolution begin!

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CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

Misinformation, racism, extremism, CREEPERS, POL

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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