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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!