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SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	8986
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	6250	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!