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Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	126	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1057
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

MommyIssuesMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, emotional response, Expectations, family dynamics, family gatherings, Guilt, mixed family, MommyIssuesMC, overreacting, parenting, Pregnancy, regret, Relationship Repair, Resentment, second mom, Siblings, step siblings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1009
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of being treated like the family servant? Do you feel like you’re expected to do everything for everyone without getting any appreciation in return? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly being taken advantage of!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you’re the boss! No more sacrificing your dessert for your little sister, no more being told that you’ll always be expected to take care of everyone. Here, you can be the queen or king of your own castle without any expectations weighing you down.

Forget about real-life drama and join our server where you can be whoever you want to be without any strings attached. Build, explore, and create your own world where you call the shots. Say goodbye to being treated like a doormat and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate ruler. Join now and reclaim your power!