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Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4875	Potions Brewed:	123

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

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BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5182	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	387	Star Shards Collected:	138
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Votes:	3408
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3181
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magic Items Found:	2454	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	155
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	863
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2655

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magic Items Found:	7896
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4163
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!