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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2340 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).