CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

arts and crafts, Cooking, CraftySMP, Creative pursuits, diy projects, FITNESS, gardening, hobbies, leisure activities, meditation, MoreHobbyTime, Music, outdoor adventures, Painting, Passion projects., personal interests, photography, reading, Time management, Traveling, Wishful thinking, Writing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Dragon Eggs Found:	917
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	199

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockBusterFlopz

awful cinema, bad movie, BlockBusterFlopz, cinematic failure, film disaster, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst film ever, worst movie, worst movie ever, worst movie experience, worst movie of all time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Magic Items Found:	3345	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

Sunlit DreamCraft

better sleep, circadian rhythm, DreamCraft, health benefits, improve, insomnia, melatonin production, mental health, morning routine, morning sunlight, natural light, research findings, restful sleep., sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, study, sunlight exposure, Sunlit, well-being

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

do you know what else improves sleep quality? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH.

imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house in the game, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing diamonds at you. yes, DIAMONDS.

or how about this: you’re exploring a mysterious cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. they’re all wearing sunglasses and grooving to some sick beats.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? yep, you heard that right.

so why waste your time basking in the morning sunlight when you could be living out these epic adventures on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

WanMC: Where chaos meets pretend seriousness and a sprinkle of plain vanilla

Chaos, Community, Discord, forward, found, Friendly, Fun, Join, looking, Master, Meeting, meets, Plain, PRETEND, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, redstoner, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, semi anarchy, seriousness, Server, sprinkle, Vanilla, WanMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

WanMC Minecraft Server

Overview

WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay. We welcome all types of players, whether you’re a master redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper. Join our friendly and fun community now!

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is WanMC?	WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay elements.
Who is welcome to join WanMC?	All players are welcome, whether you’re a redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper.
How can I join WanMC?	Join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is WanMC a friendly community?	Yes, WanMC is known for its friendly and welcoming community.

Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server

Draft, election, equality, feminism, Gen Xers, gender dynamics, generation gap, international relations, Israel, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, military service, Minecraft, Politics, power, PRAYER, Server, Social Issues, Victory, women in politics, young voters, zoomer boys, Zoomette pussy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Potions Brewed:	124	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Polish Post About Minecraft SMP

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, Polish, Politics, post, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, smp, united nations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a crazy mix of players from Poland, Russia, Germany, and even Iran’s nuclear program (yes, you read that right)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our Poland players are known for their epic potato farms that can feed an entire village for days. The Russian players are experts at building giant vodka distilleries that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the German players – they have created a massive autobahn system in the game that will make your head spin!

But the real kicker is our players from Iran’s nuclear program. They have the ability to create explosive TNT cannons that can take down any base in seconds. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us now!

CraftyQueersMC

alcohol, Boundaries, Breakup, career, Cheating, clubbing, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyQueersMC, Drinking, living situation, Maturity, partying, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, VALUES, work party

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	580
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

anticipation, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Future, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, joy, Living, looking forward, mindfulness, MOMENTS, motivation, optimism, perspective, positivity, purpose, ray of hope, RayOfHope, smp, worth living

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	4706	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, broken trust, Communication, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Emotional distance, emotional neglect, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, indifference, insensitive remarks, Invalidation, lack of empathy, lack of support, relationship, Significant Other, toxic relationship, unappreciated, uncaring behavior, Unloved

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Emeralds Found:	5127
New Chunks Explored:	318054	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of feeling unloved and unappreciated by your significant other? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where blocks are your only true love.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen or a mansion for a king, all without worrying about your partner’s lack of interest in your life. Plus, our community is filled with players who will always have your back and never let you feel alone.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? Join us now and start building your way to happiness!

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