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NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	138	Enchantments Applied:	74
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Votes:	5232	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7797	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing incident, amusing story, amusing tale, anecdote, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, funny event, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny recollection, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, light-hearted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	7304
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!