Wizard MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RoboWutWut: The LOLzy Minecraft Server for Normies

UNICORN, normies, human women, sex, RoboWutWut

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unlock wizarding powers at level 30 or 35, depending on how many times you’ve defeated the Ender Dragon without pants on! And don’t worry about never having sex, because on this server, you can get it on with human women, animals, robots, and even unicorns (yes, the sorceress is a unicorn)! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with spells, potions, and plenty of questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

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Mage Party Madness: Only One Allowed!

madness, FANTASY, Adventure, Game, RPG

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even choose your own mage for your party? Well, look no further because on our server, you can only add one mage to your party. But here’s the catch – you have to choose if they’re fat or flat! Will you go for the powerful but plump mage who can cast spells with the flick of a fork? Or will you choose the slim and sleek mage who can sneak past enemies unnoticed? The choice is yours, and the possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server. Join now for a truly magical experience!

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Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

Confidence, incompetent, sex, Circumstances, Self Discovery

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

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Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

realitycheck, nofriends, family, turning28, celebration

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

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Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

unlimited supply, McCraftface, mystical creatures, snort, FANTASY

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

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ManaMC: LOTS OF MAGIC SPELLS AND KINGDOMS

Survival, mmorpg, RPG, PvP, Magic

MAGIC SURVIVAL SERVER WITH LOTS OF CUSTOM WANDS, SPELLS, REGIONS AND KINGDOMShttps://discord.gg/PUdZCTQpAX

BUILD YOUR KINGDOM, GET YOUR CUSTOM MAGIC, AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

14. Healthcare access, 18. Reproductive choices, 4. Family planning, 3. Fertility rates, 12. Cultural influences

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! We have a community so vibrant and lively, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning why you haven’t joined sooner!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So why aren’t you having kids in your country? Because you’re too busy joining our insane Minecraft server and living your best blocky life, that’s why!

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SisFrenGayBaitNoMore

pretending, Warning, family, Communication, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your high school? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable relationships just like the ones in this story.

Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of this tale. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a love triangle or uncovering secrets just like the protagonist in this drama.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your assumptions about someone’s sexuality. In fact, we encourage wild theories and outrageous accusations – it makes the game more interesting!

So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a high school gossip circle. Who knows, you might even find your own “gay best friend” or uncover a scandal that will leave you questioning everything. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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DreamCraft Minecraft Server

nighttime routine, pre-bedtime routine, bedtime habits, sleep hygiene, sleep routine

Do you dream of building epic castles, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds? Well, say goodbye to counting sheep and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be able to do all that and more!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds bigger than your mom’s meatloaf. And our community is so awesome, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because we have a secret hideout for introverts.

So, what’s the last thing you do before you go to sleep? Join our server and it’ll be dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have with us!

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MealManiaCraft

singular dish, culinary decision, eternal feast, meal choice, forever meal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only meal you’ll ever need is virtual steak! That’s right, our server is powered by a magical steak generator that provides endless amounts of delicious steak for all our players. Say goodbye to boring old carrots and potatoes, and hello to a lifetime supply of juicy, mouth-watering steak!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly, talking cows who will serenade you with cow-themed renditions of popular songs. Want to hear “Moo Bop” by the Cowstreet Boys? Or maybe “Udder Pressure” by Queen Bovine? Our talented bovine buddies have got you covered!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig rollercoaster? That’s right, we’ve got pigs that can fly – and they’re ready to take you on the ride of your life! Hold on tight as you soar through the skies, dodging obstacles and collecting golden carrots along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless steak, singing cows, and flying pigs. It’s a feast for the senses – literally!

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