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Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	2813	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	9298	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3705	Ores Mined:	8666
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	263	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Animals Bred:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2564
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3857
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockbusterTV

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!