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The Cube | CUBEDAO

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Bedrock: bedrock.cubedao.net 19132

Java: play.cubedao.net 25565

* Survival – Rule the player-driven economy and become the richest! 1.8 – 1.21* KitPvP – Fight with other players and become the last man standing! 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21

Welcome to The Cube. operated by the Cube DAO. The Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting rewards system that allows you to earn real assets while playing Minecraft.

The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom world. Our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

With our unique rewards system, you’ll earn points for playing on our server, these points can be exchanged for real world valuables. You can use points to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or exchange them for valuable real world assets.The more time you spend playing, the more you can earn.

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Incel’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Behavior, BLOCK, ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, incel, Incels, Insecurities, internet culture, Loneliness, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, Party, rejection, self esteem, Server, Social Issues, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, triggers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	110173
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to unleash your inner Chad and dominate the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate incel trigger!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a fortress so epic, it’ll make all the other players jealous. But be warned, the incels on this server are not to be underestimated. They will stop at nothing to try and bring you down, but with your skills and determination, you will rise above and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the darkness and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the incel’s wrath?

So come on, join our server and let the games begin. Just remember, only the strongest survive in this incel-infested world. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

R34 Queens Minecraft Server

adult content, character design, controversial, digital art, Fan art, fantasy women, Female Characters, female representation, fetishization, Gaming, gaming industry, internet culture, Minecraft, niche fandom, objectification, online communities, Popular, QUEENS, r34, Server, sexualized characters, video games, vidya girls

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1756
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	269
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of gamers who are only here for the r34 of video game girls! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, our main focus is on the pixelated babes of the gaming world.

Join us for some steamy roleplay sessions with your favorite video game vixens, from Lara Croft to Princess Peach. Our server is a virtual paradise for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like high-res textures and well-endowed character models.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive mods that turn every block into a seductive scene, so you can get your fix of digital debauchery while crafting to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our “Strip Mine” challenge, where you have to strip mine in nothing but your birthday suit?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and virtual fantasies. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no real video game girls were harmed in the making of this server!

NiecePicksHomeMCServer

assets, brother, college, control, decision, disrupt, Estate, family, high school, House, job transfer, Move, Niece, NiecePicksHomeMCServer, Remarried, RESPONSIBILITY, Schooling, senior year, SIL, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	951226
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MomCraft – Baby Name Dilemma

#venting, awkward, baby, baby bump, Baby name, care, Daughters, Dilemma, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gifts, grandmother, grudge, middle name, mom’s name, MomCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, Updates, Visit, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your unsupportive mom and her grudges.

On our server, you can name your virtual baby after anyone you want, without any judgment or negativity. Whether it’s your mom’s first name or your favorite Minecraft character, the choice is yours! And don’t worry, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and motherhood.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of block-building, monster-fighting, and name-choosing shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual grandma for your Minecraft baby who will shower her with gifts and love. Just remember, on our server, the only grudges we hold are against creepers who blow up our builds!

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	7636	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6575	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mines Excavated:	4565	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	129
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!