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Buckaroo’s Block Busters: Where the only thing getting broken is your high score!

Abuse, Black community, BLOCK, BROKEN, buck breaking, Buckaroos, Busters, controversial, cultural impact, discussion, documentary, film analysis, HIGH, History, intersectionality, LGBTQ+ issues, media critique, Oppression, power dynamics, racial inequality, resistance, Score, Slavery, social justice, Thread, Trauma

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	455642	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you! Only on our server will you experience such wacky and unpredictable moments.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a Minecraft version of Cirque du Soleil!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCommieCritiques

Analysis, BIAS, Comical, Conspiracy, CONTENT, controversy, CraftyCommieCritiques, criticism, doom porn, International, Journalism, lean, Levels, Media, Operation, opinion, perspective, Political, portugal, Russian government, satire

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5025	Dragon Eggs Found:	2513
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/wtg/ – War Thunder Shenanigans’ – Join the chaos now!

air battles, Chaos, dank bants., fan created content, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, ice edition, Join, MAYHEM, Minecraft, missile guides, mitsubishi f-2, Music, official site, old forums archive, radar guides, Radio, Runes, Shenanigans, tank thermals, tech trees, thunder, type 10 acceleration, War, war thunder, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Star Shards Collected:	200	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and build the craziest structures you can think of.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete in epic chicken races. The winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s been practicing his stand-up comedy routine and he’s not afraid to roast you (literally).

RodentNetwork

Belgian, Close-Knit Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, discord server, Dutch, Economy, Events, friendly community, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nederlands, OneBlock, playing experience, Prison, reliable players, RodentNetwork, Staff Team, Survival, unique game modes, Updates, Webstore

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	310	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Crops Grown:	6838
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Knaagdiernetwork is a Dutch/Belgian community server!

Our network is open to everyone, it doesn’t matter how old you are or how young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close-knit community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when necessary. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers according to your wishes, what you want and what you can enjoy because that is our number 1 priority. We don’t just have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.

Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we will see you soon in our Minecraft Network and in our Discord server.

Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nlIP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nlVersion: 1.20+ (edited)

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Brown Dust 2 LOLz – #96

anniversary, Banners, bd2g, BROWN, Brown Dust 2, Cutscenes, dust, Events, fan art event., FAQ, fiend hunt, gameplay, Jrpg, lolz, MODERN, Patch, patch notes, progression checklist, resource kit, service, Shops, storytelling, support message event, tactical, Trailer, turn based, Updates

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Votes:	2329	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5206
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we combine the classic gameplay of building and survival with the visual appeal of modern-day titles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s a possibility)!

Imagine building your own world, crafting your own weapons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your friends by your side. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a limited edition Water Mage named Respected Master Roxy who will help you conquer all your enemies with her magical powers?

But wait, there’s more! We have a character system update that will totally change the way you play the game, plus a Bingo Board event where you can win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about the upcoming Fiend Hunt event where you can show off your fire skills and dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Brown Dust 2 Master. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta do it!

Crafty Code Creepers – Where your coding skills save the day in Minecraft! LOL

Code, coding, Crafty, CREEPERS, Day, lol, Minecraft, programming, Save, saves, saves programming, Skills

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	3719
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the programming blues! Join us for a wild ride where instead of building houses, you’ll be building code! That’s right, we’ve turned Minecraft into a programming paradise where redstone is your new best friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Redstone Wizard, who will teach you the ways of the code and show you how to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe. Rumor has it that he once built a working computer inside Minecraft using only redstone and a few sticks of TNT.

So why join our server? Because where else can you program your way to victory while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time? It’s a coding adventure like no other, so come join us and let your inner programmer run wild!

HiTime server Minecraft

1.16.5, 1.20.4, city building, duelist, Fun, god armor, Griefing, hitime, Islands, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Tnt, top ranking, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	90
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

HiTime – Better at home, with us!

? HiTime – New, stylish and unique MineCraft server.

? Play with us: MC.HITIME.FUN [1.16.5 — 1.20.4] | Our website: http://hitime.fun/

? Survival – build a huge city, smelt the armor of God, become the most successful and popular player on the server. Griefing is prohibited, TNT is disabled, and players have creative and other useful commands.

⚔ Grief survival – don’t trust anyone! Show your skills in PVP and become the most skilled duelist on the server. Griefing is allowed, TNT is disabled.

? Skyblock – survival on islands in the sky with unique mechanics. Win first place in the top, show your ability to survive in the most unusual conditions.

mc.hitime.fun

Foxden: Where the foxes run semi-wild and the vanilla is only in the cake! Join our chaos-filled SMP now!

Ban, Cake, chaosfilled, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, java, Join, Map, Minecraft, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, rules, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Semiwild, Server, smp, stealing, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

About Us

Foxden	Small java server
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival with plugins
Age Restriction	None official, discretion advised
Map Age	2 months old, no reset plans

Add-ons

Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more

Plus a whole bunch of small datapacks and tweaks.

Rules

1	Must be a member of the discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent
6	Inactivity may result in property transfer
7	Leaving discord or being banned speeds up process
8	Moderators decide warnings/bans

How to Join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message, and add Minecraft name to whitelist channel.

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: There are no official age restrictions, but discretion is advised as mature topics may be discussed.

Q: How old is the current map?

A: The current map is about 2 months old and there are no plans for a reset soon.

Q: What plugins and add-ons are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins and add-ons used include Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and various small datapacks and tweaks.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing, stealing, modifying, damaging, or killing animals is not allowed. Using farms or villagers without permission is also prohibited.

Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, buds, Communication, CREEPERS, Decision making, Desires, emotional health, explode, fear, FRIENDSHIPS, Illness, LGBTQ, Men, mommy gf, personal growth, Preference, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, sex, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	800	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!