CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Animals Bred:	181
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5811
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5243	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	9261
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	278
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

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