#Witnessme MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Witness The Crafting Chaos

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JOIN NOW: DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE! (WITNESS ME)

Are you ready to experience the *best* Minecraft server that absolutely, definitely does NOT exist? Or maybe it exists, but it also collapses in on itself whenever you blink! Come join us on a journey where the only limit is the sanity that holds this reality together. But wait, is that even a limit? Or is it a suggestion? The more you play, the more you’ll understand that wormholes exist but only in the third dimension! You know, the one that’s *never* straight!

Feature	Explanation
Endless Anvils from Above	Why build when the universe is your anvil? Careful! They may start falling faster than your will to live!
Time-Travelling Pigmen	They say the past is dead, but how can it be when it keeps appearing in your current inventory? Spooky, right?
Invisible Blocks of Light	You can walk on them, but can you trust your feet? Or is that just the voices in your head talking?
Griefing with Flowers	Send your enemies floral arrangements that explode in happiness! Not guaranteed to make them happy.
Flying Creepers of Divine Scrutiny	They watch you, they judge you, they… also snack on the essence of despair. Join them for a picnic?

FAQ: BEWARE OF THE VOID!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Just walk into the ethereal light while reciting pi to 50 digits. If you fall through dimensions, you probably did it right!

Q: Is there a staff to help me?A: Staff? If you can find the invisible birds circling the neon pyramid, they might have something to say… or maybe just gibberish about socks. Who knows?

Q: What about the community?A: The community is a swirling mist of desires and regrets. You’re either family or a misplaced creeper! Be careful how you proceed.

Random Quotes from the Statics:

>WITNESS ME>Everything is an illusion, embrace the madness!>The blocks are alive and plotting against you!

Creeper Commute Chaos

business expenses, commuting, Chaos, sick employees, Utilities

Tired of commuting to work and spending all your hard-earned diamonds on office maintenance? Join our epic Minecraft server where you can work from the comfort of your own blocky home! Say goodbye to sick co-workers spreading their germs and hello to a healthier, happier work environment. Plus, with all the money you’ll save on commuting, you can finally afford that enchanted diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Join us now and start slaying those productivity dragons!

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LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

solidarity, financial aid, Minecraft, Support, foreign policy

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is all about, man.

we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. and don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we got that too. you gotta do a special dance to get in, but once you’re in, it’s lit.

plus, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a herd of chickens on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!

Conflict Resolution, crisis response, armoured vehicles, Fun, financial assistance

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got more fun than a barrel of creepers exploding in a village. why should you join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. they were so rich, they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. but then, a group of evil players tried to steal their riches, so they had to defend their castle using enchanted swords and potions. it was epic, bro.

and that’s not all. we have a secret underground city where players can trade rare items and battle mythical creatures. rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy. yeah, you heard me right. candy land, baby.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on chickens? it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see, i swear.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, we’re that cool.

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Democraft Accountability Party

political accountability measures, democratic values, political behavior, politicians, Accountability

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where the politicians are all authoritarian and stuff? well not on this server, bro! we got a whole bunch of crazy peeps running around building stuff and having a blast.

we don’t stand for no authoritarian behavior here, we all about that democracy life. we got politicians who actually hold each other accountable and make sure everyone is playing fair.

come join us if u wanna have a good time, build epic structures, and fight against the tyranny of authoritarian politicians. plus, we got free cake for all new players! ain’t that just the cherry on top? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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Starkmc

skills system, Survival, Survival Games, clan system, PvP

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival: – Daily events – Skills System (MCMMO) – Clan system – PVP released – War between clans – Economy balanced – And much more

starkmc.net

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

banner, free cases, TrulyMine, Free Donations, Minecraft

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Parrot Sanctuary 1.20.6

Parrot, rima, DISRESPECTFUL, sick of your shit, Latin American

Yo, bro, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Rima and Nijisisters, but with even crazier shit going on. And get this, there are no massive tits, but who needs those when you can join a server that will make you question your sanity?

I mean, if you’re into being a Corroncho like that guy, then this server is perfect for you. It’s like a virtual trip to a parallel universe where everything is just a little off-kilter. So come on, join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out the other side with a whole new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just lose your mind completely. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Mark’s Crazy Mine

Powerlifting, wwe, Mark Henry strongest man, Strongman, BELIEF

Yo yo yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we believe Mark Henry is the world’s strongest man! Come join us for some crazy adventures, build epic structures, and have a blast with our awesome community. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s show Mark Henry some love!

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Insta-reply Minecraft Server

Instareply, small content creator, Content Creation, online life, online relationships

So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, I was just minding my own business, making TikTok videos and stuff, when this random person from the server recognized me and we started playing together. But then, out of nowhere, they started accusing me of hating them because I didn’t reply to their messages right away. Like, bro, I have a life outside of Minecraft, okay?

But anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to meet all sorts of interesting characters who will either shower you with love or accuse you of being a terrible friend for not responding to their messages within 0.5 seconds. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell you.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe someone will send you a gif saying “I will protect thee m’lady” because apparently, that’s a thing now. So come on down to this server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a wild ride, my friends.

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