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Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

Alt1, boss portals, Chaos, cooking skill, Crafting, creeper, Draynor, Easter, game jam, Gaming, Gender neutral titles, Herbs, Housing of Parliament., jagex, level up jingles, mashup, meets, Minecraft, moneymaking, necromancy, patches, Returning Players, Revolution bars, RSG, runescape, Seeds, Shooting Star, Spring event, Ultimate, Yanille

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4165	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

depression, emotional detachment, emotional well being, GIT, GUD, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, neediness, personal growth, relationships, Rich, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-fulfillment, Server, Weakness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, attractive, beauty, BOOTY, comedy, CREEPERS, Drool, Empowering, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese, long trail, Manga, one piece, Piece, Pirates, PIXEL, Popular, rule, Sexiest, SHONEN, Strong Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9396
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	720371
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, Legends, lig, McCraftface, net fans, Noobs, OC material, Oshi, Pros, Shill, Space Cat Edition, Stream, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

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CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3005
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Votes:	4453
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?