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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7183 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5401 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!
