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VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	70	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6971
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	247	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8121
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	704	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	New Chunks Explored:	22062
Mines Excavated:	4800	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2929	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!