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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2705	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	7608
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Animals Bred:	138	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.