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SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist

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Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!

FreshmanClub Minecraft Server

campus, club, college, easier, freshman, freshman club, freshman club members, FreshmanClub, fuck, Hookups, members, Minecraft, peer pressure, relationships, scandal, secret, Server, sexual exploration, social dynamics, Student Life, taboo, temptation, University

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Void Gems Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5734	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2366	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	875956
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

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SugarDaddyCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Stats November 22, 2024

GayCraft Minecraft Server

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Room4Me Minecraft Server

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NoLonelyHomesAllowed

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CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

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StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

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SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	1806	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	4388
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	4

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4