Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!
We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.
But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.
And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!
Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!
Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!
Expect the unexpected on our server, where every player is a master builder and every chicken is a secret agent in disguise. Dive into our virtual world and explore hidden dungeons filled with enchanted loot, or challenge your friends to a sheep-shearing competition where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.
So why wait for the real Switch 2 reveal when you can experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!
we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | Yes, hacking is allowed like a pro, build empires, and survive the chaos! |
| Are there any bans on the server? | No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. |
| What is the server’s world size? | The server has a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border. |
| Can I respawn at 0 0? | Yes, you can respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey. |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your wizarding journey. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens are master spellcasters in disguise!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous wizard haunts our server, offering valuable advice and magical artifacts to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the most powerful wizard in all of Minecraft!
Join our server and leave behind the never-ending laundry and cooking duties. Build your dream virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers.
Forget about being the only one who knows where the extra toilet paper is stored. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and supportive community. No more arguments about who should do the dishes – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
So come on over and leave behind the drama of dirty jeans and household chores. Join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion).
once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!
so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
| IP Address | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | Not specified |
Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| Are there any special events or promotions? | Yes, there are free fly days in the overworld every Sunday and voting rewards and ranks. |
| How can I claim land on the server? | You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself. |
| Can I teleport to other players or homes? | Yes, you can use commands such as /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, and /tpahere for player to player teleportation. |