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He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Votes:	5914

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Quirky World Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to rid the world of quirks, because let’s be real, who needs those pesky special abilities anyway? Our fearless leader will stop at nothing to achieve this goal, even if it means using his own quirk to do so.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

Gentleman348MCQ&A

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1790	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7700	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2282
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!