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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	669434
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9980	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	957	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7144
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	5379	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	251	Dragon Eggs Found:	7198
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Potions Brewed:	144	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	961090
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	4097
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2780	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
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Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.