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180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6287
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7115	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	526161
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Emeralds Found:	6276	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Towns Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Animals Bred:	88
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchantments Applied:	248
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimension Hops:	3
Crops Grown:	1685	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

CraftyWiFiLand

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dimension Hops:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.