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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8738 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2820 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. Like, the owner is a unicorn who farts rainbows and the admins are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.
But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.
