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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 800 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 92 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!