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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1634 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!