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CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	121	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8102	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	4001
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	New Chunks Explored:	390331
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5599	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	188
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨