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KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5695
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!