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  • Kyle’s Kooky Craft Minecraft Server

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    Kyle’s Kooky Craft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kyle is dead! That’s right, Kyle met his demise in a tragic mining accident involving a creeper and a bucket of lava. But don’t worry, his spirit lives on in the form of a mischievous ghost who haunts the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Join us for a chance to interact with Kyle’s ghost, explore haunted mineshafts, and maybe even uncover the mystery of his untimely death. Plus, we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly antics of Kyle’s spirit!

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  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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    NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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    🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join us for a galaxy-sized adventure that’s sure to be a blast! 🚀

    🎁 Just like the OP’s niece, we’ve got surprises in store for you! From remote control cars to barbie dolls to space encyclopedias, our server is full of unexpected gifts that will keep you on your toes! Who knows what you’ll unwrap next? 🎁

    😂 And don’t worry, if you’re feeling a little ungrateful like the niece in the story, our admins are here to remind you to appreciate the little things. Who knows, that $300 space encyclopedia might just come in handy during your next intergalactic quest! 🌌

    👾 So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just discover a new interest that’s out of this world! See you in the stars, Minecrafters! 👾

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  • DownPartyDilemma

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    DownPartyDilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

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  • LitterDrop Minecraft Server

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    LitterDrop Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about littering again! Our server is so clean that even the creepers pick up after themselves. Plus, if you do happen to drop some trash, our virtual police force will track you down and make you pay up in diamonds. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our pixelated law enforcement. So come join us and experience a world where even the zombies are eco-friendly!

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  • BlockyBlowjobs

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    BlockyBlowjobs

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    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

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  • Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

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    Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

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    join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

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  • CraftySettlements

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    CraftySettlements

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

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  • BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

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    BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

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    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

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  • VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

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    VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

    our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

    come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

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  • AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

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    AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

    New Minecraft Servers

    AethreSMP Minecraft Server

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    World Map View world map
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    Overview:

    AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

    Features:

      • No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
      • Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
      • Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
      • Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
      • Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
      • Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

    Community:

    At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

    Rules:

    Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

    Apply on Discord!

    FAQs:

    1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

    2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

    You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

    3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

    While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

    4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

    No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

    5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

    Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

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