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NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	217229	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	1738
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Emeralds Found:	888	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ores Mined:	3151
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!