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Shield Maiden Minerva’s Minecraft Madness

ARMS, balance, Blessings, broken world, Commit, Duchess of the Shield, endeavors, entropic vices, GOD, Gods, good people, heal, lust for gold, madness, maiden, Minecraft, minerva, Minervas, Pray, Protect, Queen of Shield Maidens, shield, Soul, Tools, tyranny, wise care., Witness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Minerva, the Duchess of the Shield, reigns supreme as the Queen of Shield Maidens! Join us as we embark on a quest to protect the good people from the tyranny of a world consumed by a lust for gold.

On this server, you will be blessed with the arms to defend against any foe and the tools to heal the land from the entropic vices of men. Pray to Minerva openly in front of your peers, in the eyes of God and the gods, and commit your soul to these noble endeavors.

And fear not, for when the task is complete, you can relinquish those blessings back to Minerva for safekeeping until they are needed once again to bring balance to the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s bring peace and prosperity to this crazy Minecraft world! 🛡️👑🌍

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	845350	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	173	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	145
Dimension Hops:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	4083	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	6369	Farms Harvested:	384
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5163	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1659
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!