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Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

abstaining, alcohol, blocks, booze, BUILD, Cultural differences, culture, Decision making, Drinking, global perspectives, habits, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, peer pressure, personal choice, Plenty, Preferences, responsible choices, self-control, Sobriety, social norms, societal expectations, TipsyCraft, Traditions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

Afterlife, Angels, Anime, Celestial, collide, content creators, death, digital influencers, Divine, Entertainment, Eternity, Ethereal, Gaming, Heaven, ONLINE, Paradise, pixels, post, SPIRITUAL, streaming, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

Adventure, battle, BUILD, Castle, Character development, Characters, Crafty, creativity, Engaging, enjoyment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive, make believe, McCraftface, Pig, Play, Playtime, Potato, pretend play, Ride, Roleplay, roleplay games, Roleplaying, storytelling

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4877	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1612
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

40 years in prison isn’t enough, Apes, brain usage, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal justice, disbelief, Evolution, eye-opening, Humanity, humans, incarceration, Isnt, justice system, Legal System, Prison, punishment, social commentary, societal issues, society, Years

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	746	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	901204	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

age gap, Anime, attraction, character analysis, Craft, Craftella, dating preferences, Entertainment, FANTASY, Girls, idol group, IDOLS, love, Maturity, older men, Preferences, psychological reasons, relationships, risa, romance, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, Top, U149, Younger Men

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen do a reverse image search

Crafty, CREEPERS, duplicate image search, endermen, find similar images, image, image analysis, image comparison, image identification, image lookup, image matching, image recognition, image search, online search, photo search, picture search, Reverse, reverse image search, reverse photo search, search, search by image, search engine, visual search

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	855	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We call it “Reverse Image Search” because we’ve flipped the Minecraft world upside down – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!

Crafty Indo Crew – Where even Minecraft mobs can’t match our population!

Asia, colombia, comparison, Country, Crafty, CREW, culture, Curiosity, demographics, Diversity, Exploration, Global, indo, Indonesia, match, Minecraft, mobs, Mystery, people, perspective, Population, Relevance, SIZE, society, Southeast Asia, statistics, unknown

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	1199

Yo, forget about Indonesia, let’s talk about this mystery country with a population bigger than Colombia! This Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the gaming world, just waiting to be discovered by all you adventurous players out there.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

SoullessCraft: Where Your Soul Goes Missing and Your Blocks Go Flying!

blocks, confusion, deep thoughts, emptiness, existential crisis, flying, Identity, inner turmoil, introspection, introspective journey, longing, Lost, missing, Philosophical, purpose, Questioning, Reflection, SEARCHING, Self Discovery, Soul, Soul searching, SoullessCraft, uncertainty, where did it go

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the souls have gone! Join us for a wild ride through the afterlife as you battle against zombie pigmen, trade with wandering spirits, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself for some enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!