wipe down – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

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SleepCraftSeparateRooms

awkward, balance, body spray, Cologne, Conversation, Couch, gagging, guest bedroom, husband, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Request, Restaurant, separate rooms, SleepCraftSeparateRooms, Sleeping, Smells, smoke, Toddler, triggers, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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TuneInMinecraftSMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of dancing llamas came out of nowhere and started breakdancing with me. It was lit AF, bro. And another time, we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a PET DRAGON.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground parties with the Endermen, where we all wear pumpkin heads and do the cha-cha slide. And every full moon, the creepers throw a disco party in the Nether. It’s wild, man.

So if you want to join in on the insanity, come on over to our server and let’s have a blast together! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. Trust me, you’re gonna need ’em.

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BlockyTrendz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft-themed trivia, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you manage to find the elusive pink sheep hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

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LithuanianWarriors Minecraft Server

Agreement, Baltic region, Baltic security, Baltic states, defense budget, defense expenditure, eastern europe, economic growth, gdp, Government, international relations, Leaders, Lithuania, LithuanianWarriors, military investment, military spending, Minecraft, national defense, nato, political decision, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the leaders of Lithuania are like, “Yo, let’s spend 5.5% of our GDP on military stuff”? Like, who even does that in Minecraft, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join us for some epic battles and crazy military shenanigans. Plus, you never know when a zombie apocalypse might hit and you’ll be glad you joined our army of blocky warriors. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

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Redstone Revolution

Redstone, revolution

come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle it out like a russian soldier in ukraine but without actually dying! we have over 6,000 elite players ready to take on the ultimate challenge and conquer the virtual world. build your own army, raid other players’ bases, and show off your skills in intense pvp battles. who needs real war when you can have all the fun in minecraft? join now and be a part of the action-packed madness!

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Cozy Questlands

Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Cozy Questlands is a welcoming and immersive Minecraft SMP server where adventure meets community! Explore vast landscapes, embark on thrilling quests, and build your dream home in a cozy, friendly environment. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a first-time player, Cozy Questlands offers something for everyone.

Enjoy a peaceful, non-competitive atmosphere where collaboration is key, and creativity knows no bounds. With active staff, regular events, and a strong sense of community, Cozy Questlands is the perfect place to relax, create, and adventure together.

Farmland.mcplay.fun

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VioletCraft

Additions, Arena, Brazilian, Brazilian server, Claims, Clans, Community, Gaming, Join, legendary items, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, VioletCraft

VioletCraft! A Brazilian server with vanilla mechanics and additions!

Here you find: – MCMMO – Clans – Claims – Spawn / Arena – PvP – Legendary Items

Come join!

violetcraft.jogar.io

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Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.6

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. It’s like Steve on steroids, building epic structures and slaying zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

You’ll be mining for days, crafting like a boss, and battling mobs like a true warrior. And the best part? You can do whatever the heck you want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the heck not!

Plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. And did I mention the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and mystery? Yeah, we got those too.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the other side, bro!

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MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

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PuppyPottyPlunder

Apartments, Backlash, bathroom, Business, City area, classist, Dogs, fenced off, grassy area, landscapers, pet owners, pick up after your dog, prejudice, public space, PuppyPottyPlunder, renters, RESPONSIBILITY, Shit, Signage, social media, Urban

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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