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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2931 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 323 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
