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DoggyStyle Minecraft Server

dog humor funny joke inappropriate sexual humor explicit offensive absurd absurd humor dark humor controversial shock value taboo edgy twisted crude inappropriate humor explicit humor dark comedy, doggystyle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle and slap creepers with fish! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

Adrenaline, athletes, celebration, Championship, cheering, Competition, Defeat, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Light, match, MatchCraft, Performance, Players, Server, sports, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS IS THE MATCH!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to give you unlimited power and make you the most stylish player in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS IS THE MATCH and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

DaughterOverHusbandCraft

aita, anger, Apology, behavioral issues, Believing, Communication, DAUGHTER, DaughterOverHusbandCraft, discipline, family, friendship, husband, Insecurity, late nights, lying.., Marriage, moving out, Program, Trust, work wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and family drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who’s going to stab you in the back next. Will it be your in-game spouse? Your trusted work buddy? Or maybe even your own children? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	6334	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Votes:	7795	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Votes:	4556	Magic Items Found:	2920
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	853063	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2833	Magic Items Found:	3375
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!