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Honk Honk Minecraft Server

Art the clown, Clown, controversial, dark humor, Edgy, extremism, Honk, Horror, kills, Minecraft, murder, niggers, offensive, ourguy, roasties, satire, Server, shock value, social commentary, taboo, violence, wino single mothers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Hot Blocks Club

blocks, club, Detox, Finnish sauna, health, heat therapy, hot, hot room, Ohitusoikeuspainos, Relaxation, relaxation retreat, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna benefits, sauna culture, sauna experience, sauna ritual, sauna session, Spa, Steam, sweat, traditional sauna, wellness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	903717	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6073

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Advocacy Groups, Conservative Think Tank, CREEPERS, criminal justice, Deadly Force, Dispossess, Evil, EXECUTION, Felony.., hats, HB 5, homelessness, kentucky, KentuckyCraft, MAGA, Mandatory Life Sentence, Prison, Property Owner, republicans, Safer Kentucky Act, Three-Strike Rule, Tough on Crime, Unlawful Camping, wear

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	5394	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	7391
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4188
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Towns Built:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

8 hours, Adventures, anxiety, AVOID, BUILD, career development, Dig, doing nothing, Early, Epic, everyday, feelings, GuiltFree, INTERNSHIP, internship experience, Join, left work, McMineFace, minecrafty, Nervous, new job, Professional Growth, second day, stress, Time management, work, work environment, work experience, work routine, work-life balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

Anime, anime fags, anime is bad, bad, Contrarian, contrarian anime, contrarian manga, Enigma, enigma minds, Fags, Manga, manga fags, manga is bad, Minds.., pixelated, Popular, Popular Anime, popular manga, unfathomable, Weeb’s

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

complexion, question.., sanity, SnowflakeCraft, Youll

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1682	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8059	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

Analysis, confusion, contemplation, CreeperSmilesMC, Curious, emotion, Enigma, Enigmatic, Expression, Interpretation, Intrigue, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smiling, speculation, Surprise, suspicion, uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

Advanced Quest, Adventures, Battles, blocky, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Epic, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!