Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!