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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4572 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a virtual block-building competition? Well, look no further because on our server, winning looks like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a whole army of undead poultry just waiting for you to show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
