| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5090 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6165 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4690 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6702 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 22784 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5300 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7164 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8436 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2075 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 93 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1131 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5576 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Votes: | 7284 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 2451 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6553 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 143 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
