winner of the Joshi Civil War Minecraft Servers

[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

#1 player in the universe, an emoji, Beautiful, biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today, Brat, cheerful, cute, Friendly, funny, has AURA, Minecraft, News, perfect, Pure, Smart, Smooth, smp, Soft, STRONG, superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable, supreme talent, the God of Joshi, Tremendous, Uplifting, winner of the Joshi Civil War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4655	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4885	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10

🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Votes:	9087
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8119	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	74	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	46	Ores Mined:	5151
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	55
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	13	New Chunks Explored:	373590
Zombie Dances:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	4510	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.