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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3515 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8676 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
